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Funny Day Ony Day Oht Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
Topher Grace
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles, salon haircuts for ponytails, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, designer bags for diaper bags, and wouldn't change a thing. Happy Mothers Day!
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A new day signifies a new begining; don't sit there and let that opportunity pass you by. Accept the each new day and make it better than yesterday. Because yesterday doesn't matter as much as today does. Focus on the day ahead and make it a day to remember not a day to regret.
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A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking.
Helen Rice
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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