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Funny Day Things Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
Jim Valvano
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there lots of other kids playing in streets around this country today who are going to be dead tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day and month, because other young people are reading the kinds of things and seeing the kinds of things that are available in the media today.
Ted Bundy
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How would your life be different if¦You stopped worrying about things you cant control and started focusing on the things you can? Let today be the day¦You free yourself from fruitless worry, seize the day and take effective action on things you can change.
Steve Maraboli
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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I'm not sure about the selling part, but I've always found that the things I've worn on tour have moved over to what people wear every day. Sometimes the things I wore in the beginning before I had money were things I put together.
Steven Tyler
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I'd like to think that, at the end of the day, you can look at the things that I made as a young person and the things I'll continue to make as I get older and they'll be consistently interesting and soulful things, and if you like them they'll be a part of your dimension, as well.
Chris Robinson
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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