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Funny Doctor Pickup Linesines Quotes & Sayings
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Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.
Jennifer Morrison
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I'm always interested in mixing technology and music. You know, maybe I'll have a MIDI bass pickup at some point, I don't really think that's the direction I would want to go.
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
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One of my grandfathers, actually, having gone out there as a minister, decided he would better serve the people as a doctor. So at a very late age - at the age of 38 in fact - he changed course and decided to become a doctor.
Colin Firth
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What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
Dr Gregory House
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Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor.
Anthony Edwards
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.
Sean Connery
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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There is a lot of good quality music being made and from this tour and the touring we've been doing over the 10 years there has definitely been a big pickup in people showing up, especially in girls 18-24.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks. We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of Democrats.
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Heres to the girls whose dream date would be lyin' in his arms, cuddling in the bed of a pickup-truck watching the sun set & counting the stars...
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You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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On weekends, you'd wake up, go to the beach, go hiking, and by the time people in Iowa were drinking beer out of the back of a pickup truck, you were fast asleep.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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