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Funny English Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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Don�t show u teeth plastic smile can�t work, take u face from the ground girl, stop wearing fraud i�m not a clown that laugh an joke.
Black Uhuru
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American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity.
Gordie Howe
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And I always read the English translation and always have conversations with my translator, for example about the names. I always have to approve it.
Cornelia Funke
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Ironically, for a few million people in the Far East, I did become an English teacher through my music.
Pat Boone
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One of the great defects of English books printed in the last century is the want of an index.
Lafcadio Hearn
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I don't think the English like me. I sold a colossal best seller in America, and they never really forgave me.
John Fowles
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It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
P D James
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More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
Bill Bryson
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It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.
Stephen Fry
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We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P D James
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We are Bayern Munich and English teams always have trouble as soon as they leave the island.
Oliver Kahn
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Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.
Theodore Roosevelt
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I was an English major in college with minors in Fine Arts and Humanities.
Sue Grafton
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I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.
David Brainerd
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If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless.
John Hume
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I speak English, so I am no longer cute. My tongue itches for French.
Anna Held
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