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Funny Family Tree Quotes & Sayings
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And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil (Genesis 2:9).
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Many folks are the like the fellers that had a big tree that needed cutting down. They had committee meetings about where the tree was, what kind of saw they would use, what the best time of day to cut would be, who would be in charge, what kind of risks were involved, and on and on. Somehow they never got around to cutting down the tree. Most days, you'll be better off just grabbing a saw and going after it. The seat of do-nothing always has plenty of takers.
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It's funny how it unfolds when you shaking that tree. Look at me.
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.
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I can count my inner circle on my hands and my feet, passing joints long as a branch cause it's family tree.
Big Sean
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A man can't make a place for himself in the sun if he keeps taking refuge under the family tree.
Helen Keller
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As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.
Chanakya
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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
Francis Bacon
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Your side of the family has always been slightly less psychotic.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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Yeah I'm talking LeBron, we balling our family tree. G.O.O.D Music drug dealing cousin, ain't nothing fu..in' with we, me.
Jay Z
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Give a young member of your family the honor of placing the star or angel on top of the tree.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon
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From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
Jarod Kintz
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The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.
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We could not guard every water pipeline from being blown up and every tree from being uprooted. We could not prevent every murder of a worker in an orchard or a family in their beds.
Moshe Dayan
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The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...
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