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Funny Fb Status For Friends Quotes & Sayings
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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