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Funny Fb Status For Friends Quotes & Sayings
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
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I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
Jorge Armenta
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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When your friends are ignoring you that means they weren't your friends from the beginning, they where just acting like it.
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
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If your friends cause you to lie or pretend about liking or disliking, enjoying or loathing something. If you're having to change yourself for them. They were never friends to begin with. Choose them wisely.
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If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles we over come and friends to help so we won't have to do it alone.
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Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends, cuz I ain't trying to stay in.
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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