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Funny Fire Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed and cursed with instant communication? We should not fight fire with fire, threats with threats
Timothy Garton Ash
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Got the words that burn like fire in my mouth.
Brad Nowell
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The best feeling is waking up to your alarm knowing you can turn it off and sleep for another few hours, life's good.
Unknown
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Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.
Unknown
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The truth is like an alarm clock, you might not want to hear it, but it can wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.
Unknown
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You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
Gandalf
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No no no no no no no fire, no fire eyes. I wanna feel the music higher and touch the sky. No no no no you drive me crazy, you crazy boy. I wanna live with you, a deja vu.
Inna
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I love using gas grills because they are easier to heat and it's much easier to control the flames with a gas grill than with a charcoal fire. Grilling is not just about lighting a fire.
Bobby Flay
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You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass! -Gandalf
Lord Of The Rings
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Sometimes God will deliver you from the fire. Other times God will make you fireproof and take you through the fire.
Joel Osteen
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Just as a fire is covered by smoke and a mirror is obscured by dust, just as the embryo rests deep within the womb, wisdom is hidden by selfish desire.
Bhagavad Gita
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Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.
Laurence Sterne
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Today's shitty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.
Unknown
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Don't ever snooze your alarm Untill you reach your goal.
Vinod Meena
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Ronald Reagan used to alarm his Soviet counterparts by saying that surely they'd both unite against an invasion from Mars.
Christopher Hitchens
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Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock.
Unknown
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The tocsin you hear today is not an alarm but an alert: it sounds the charge against our enemies.
Georges Jacques Danton
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There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.
Unknown
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Most of the time, I grill over high heat. I like things to move fast. I like the sound and smell of a very hot fire. I gravitate towards dishes that you can get on and off the grill as quickly as possible. After a while, you'll know without thinking about it how hot the fire is.
Bobby Flay
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett
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