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Funny Fire Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Smith
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Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire.
Jorge Luis Borges
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I've been far away When I see your face my hearts burst into fire! Hearts burst into fire!
Bullet For My Valentine
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.
Unknown
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Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up... That's called hope.
Unknown
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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Elizabeth Bowen
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Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don't let them replace you in your family.
Unknown
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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and I go, Yes...but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, Aziz, your cars on fire. Arent you upset? I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Aziz Ansari
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Ring the alarm man, call me the sandman. When I drop beats I'm the one man band man.
Swizz Beatz
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Firemen are going to get killed. When they join the department they face that fact. When a man becomes a fireman his greatest act of bravery has been accomplished. What he does after that is all in the line of work. They were not thinking of getting killed when they went where death lurked. They went there to put the fire out, and got killed. Firefighters do not regard themselves as heroes because they do what the business requires.
Chief Edward F Croker
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pi.ps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion in the desert I'm flying on pegasus you're flying on the pheasant. Rider of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.
Lupe Fiasco
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A heart full of love has a fire no hatred can quench.
Terry Mark
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Dont set the alarm clock if youre not willing to wake up, same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you if later your just gonna ignore her or him.
Unknown
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Hey ma, its J.R. and L's it ain't hard to tell we da ni...z in we da ni...z in Maury and car alarm da fell wit that hard to sell,
JR Writer
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The great day of the Fire-eater - or, should I say, the day of the great Fire-eater - has passed.
Harry Houdini
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The truth is like an alarm clock. You might not want to hear it...but it will wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.
Unknown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Liberty is to faction what air is to fire, an aliment without which it instantly expires. But it could not be less folly to abolish liberty, which is essential to political life, because it nourishes faction, than it would be to wish the annihilation of air, which is essential to animal life, because it imparts to fire its destructive agency.
James Madison
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There's a still in the street outside your window, you're keeping secrets on your pillow. Let me inside, no cause for alarm I promise tonight not to do no harm I promise you babe, I will do you no harm.
Brandon Flowers
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