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Funny Football Status Quotes & Sayings
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen.
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