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Funny Football Status Quotes & Sayings
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Many people agree with me that many things are not clear in football these days and it is not something people who watch football deserve. The situation will be the same while football is run by people who do not understand football.
Diego Maradona
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
George F Will
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I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames, I'm really into them.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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