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Funny For Life Insurance Quotes & Sayings
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Falling in love should be covered by insurance or at least Life alert.
Unknown
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Fully 57 percent of American college students are women. Life insurance companies sell more policies to women than to men. As women continue to draw on experience and education, they're accelerating their numbers in upper management, too.
Suzanne Fields
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My father had not even completed high school when he started as an office boy working for the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company, and I am not sure that my mother completed high school.
Douglass North
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Let's talk about Medicare. What we did is, we saved $716 billion and put it back, applied it to Medicare. We cut the cost of Medicare. We stopped overpaying insurance companies, doctors and hospitals. The AMA supported what we did. AARP endorsed what we did. And it extends the life of Medicare to 2024. They want to wipe this all out.
Joe Biden
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You know we're going to control the insurance companies.
Joe Biden
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Hope you got insurance, I'm ensuring you I may break your back.
Webbie
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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Being dependable, on time and a productive worker is the best employment insurance there is.
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If time heals all wounds than why the hell am I paying for health insurance!?
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Today right here in America we have 50 million people without health insurance.
Corrine Brown
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The unfortunate thing is, for the contents of the building I could not get any insurance anywhere in Canada.
Ernst Zundel
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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One in seven Americans lives without health insurance, and that's a truly staggering figure.
John M McHugh
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Life is a lot like Chess...because I suck at that too.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
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I think it's funny that most people who claim to be 'pro life' are also pro gun. And by funny I mean sad. And by people I mean morons.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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