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Funny For The New Year Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how someone who was just a stranger last year can mean so much to you now and It's terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year can be just a stranger now. It's amazing what a year can do!
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
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New Year is another opportunity to right the wrongs of last year. It is another chance to live an improved version of what we were last year. Be honest with your resolutions. Wish you a successful year ahead.
Terry Mark
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Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
Ellen Muth
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.
Zach Galifianakis
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Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
Jean-Paul Malfatti
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
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Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.
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Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally!
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My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.
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