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Funny Freaky Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
Juno (The Movie)
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah.
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It sucks on some days when I miss you so much that I go looking through old photos, old conversations, and even old statuses. And it makes me smile, but then the hurt comes back.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Uh-Oh, it's on like everything goes. Round up baby tilt the freaky show. What happens to that body, it's a private show. Stays right here, private show.
Flo Rida
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Those annoying people who make Facebook statuses every 10 minutes...
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Mark Twain
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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