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Funny Getting Ready For Christma Quotes & Sayings
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Your FB profile says 'Single and ready to mingle!' ??? Sorry dude, you're just a 'Loner with a Boner.'
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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Just because I don't feel ready to for change in my life doesn't mean that I'm not ready. God is the head of the 'ways and means' committee.
Joyce Meyer
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I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go.
Michael Jackson
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These days baseball is different. You come to spring training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up.
Dave Winfield
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He said there is 80 of us, ready to come down and the next thing I knew is that Jo Brown dashed in and said your family has already moved and you have to move, the boat is ready to take you out. I didn't have time to ask, even ask a question.
Kamisese Mara
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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People can only do what they are ready to do when they are ready to do it.
Judith Light
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if you're ready to be my everything. If you're ready to see it through this time.
Fefe Dobson
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Henny Youngman
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Whatever you're ready for is ready for you.
Mark Victor Hansen
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I was notified on July 17 to be ready to start August 7 for an October air date. When we reached the screen we did not have a single segment ready. It was done so fast the writers never got a chance to know what it was all about.
Jeffrey Hunter
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There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of reference books. They are like understanding friends-always ready to meet your mood, always ready to change the subject when you have had enough of this or that.
Donald J Adams
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What we call luck, what we call chance, is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. If you stay ready, then you aint gotta get ready.
Will Smith
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready?
Johnny Carson
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There were schools and hospitals who were ready to take people with undescribed injuries, but not necessarily ready to take people with severe radiation poisoning.
William Scranton
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There is a difference between love and like, wrong and right. Never run if you're not ready to step and never forgive if you're not ready to forget.
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My father was a progressive farmer, and was always ready to lay aside an old plough if he could replace it with one better constructed for its work. All through life, I have ever been ready to buy a better plough.
Andrew Taylor Still
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America is a country ready to be taken, in fact, longing to be taken by political leaders ready to restore democracy and trust to the political process.
Arianna Huffington
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