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Funny God Jokesy God Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When God gives you a 'No,' give Him a 'Thank you.' He was protecting you from less than His best.
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Nothing feels better than knowing God loves you, that he is always there for you, and that he will always take care of you.
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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Bob Davies
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
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How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
Erik Satie
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
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Worrying and Stressing is useless simply because whatever GOD has for you is for you. Let GOD happen.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you, but simply to say thank You for all I have.
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When nothing seems enough, when the world feels like its falling apart, When you feel like no-one is there, God is!
Yalembirhan Almaw
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I believe that God prays in us and through us, whether we are praying or not (and whether we believe in God or not). So, any prayer on my part is a conscious response to what God is already doing in my life.
Malcolm Boyd
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The most important lesson that I have learned is to trust God in every circumstance. Lots of times we go through different trials and following God's plan seems like it doesn't make any sense at all. God is always in control and he will never leave us.
Allyson Felix
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God resides in his every being, if you really love god, you don't need to sit on a place to repeat his name, you need to spread love in all the living creatures around you. That's the real worship.
Senora Roy
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When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate for his campaign the name "God." He's suggesting that God has endorsed the ticket and given permission to have His name used in promotional material in exchange for certain considerations, like school prayer. There are lots of cheap tricks used in political campaigns, and evoking God's name is one of them.
Andy Rooney
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I could NEVER stop giving God all the praises for he has been better to me than I have been to myself. My worship I owe!
Fantasia Barrino
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In God's eyes, love is never absent. In God's heart, forgiveness is never impossible. In God's embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!
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I think that any time we are using our God-given gifts in the way God intended us to use them it glorifies God. So yeah, I would say God gets jazzed watching Kobe play basketball, just like we all do.
Ryan Hall
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God takes us down paths we never want to travel and roads we never want to see, to get us to a place we never want to leave.
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Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God.
John Piper
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Always remember GOD helps those who help themselves. So first prepare your self then leave it on GOD.
Hussein Nishah
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