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Funny Golf Birthda Quotes & Sayings
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going 'there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot.'
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Jack Nicklaus
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
Jim Murray
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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Swing hard in case you hit it.
Dan Marino
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
Brian Weis
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Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five
Paul Harvey
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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
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Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.
Jim Murray
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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A A Milne
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry
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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Joey Adams
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