TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Graduation Speeches" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Graduation
Funny
Graduation
Speech
End Of School Year
School
Internet
Plagiarism
Students
College
College
Life
Motivation
Middle School Graduation
Graduation Wishes
Wedding
Graduation Messages
Christian
Show more
Success
Success
Motivational
Believe In Yourself
Opportunity
Being Confident
Dreams
Encouraging
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Age
Mothers Day
Happy Mothers Day
Humorous
Witty Mothers Day
Freedom
Politics
Expectation
Generosity
Speech
Broken Promises
Wisdom
Humor
Silly
Witty
Friendship
QUOTES
I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life and yours was by far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable. I have never been so proud of you.
Haley James Scott
77 Likes
Sponsored Links
The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
Otto Von Bismarck
0 Likes
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
Lydia Lunch
13 Likes
I have said consistently both in my papers and in my speeches - which you heard in the primary campaign - that I will continue to phase out the Capital Stock and Franchise tax.
Ed Rendell
0 Likes
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
G B Trudeau
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Few speeches which have produced an electrical effect on an audience can bear the colourless photography of a printed record.
Archibald Philip Primrose
0 Likes
Nothing happens unless first a dream.
Carl Sandburg
6 Likes
Graduation quotes
Dreams quotes
Nothing happens unless first a dream.
Carl Sandburg
7 Likes
Graduation quotes
Dreams quotes
The next day the two sisters went to the ball, and so did Cinderella, but dressed more magnificently than before. The King's son was always by her side, and his pretty speeches to her never ceased.
Charles Perrault
4 Likes
Between speeches and awards, you can find something to do every other week. It's hard to write. Your focus gets splintered. Once you put one thing in your calendar, that month is gone.
August Wilson
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
Your patience would fail you if I should continue to relate all the disrespectful speeches and treatment which your servants have been obliged to listen to and patiently to bear.
Peter Stuyvesant
1 Likes
There were speeches made in Congress in the very last session before the outbreak of the Rebellion, so ferocious as to show that their authors were under the influence of a real frenzy.
Edward Everett
0 Likes
That has always seemed to me one of the stranger aspects of literary fame: you prove your competence as a writer and an inventor of stories, and then people clamour for you to make speeches and tell them what you think about the world.
J M Coetzee
1 Likes
There needs to be a planned series of speeches, interviews, etc., over the next two or three months by administration officials and other public figures talking about President Ford, what he is trying to do and what he has accomplished.
Robert Teeter
0 Likes
It has since been agreed that speeches given in English will be translated into French and vice versa, and even into German and Italian when necessary. No doubt translations into Esperanto will also soon be in demand.
Fredrik Bajer
27 Likes
Sponsored Links
When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama's voice gives out.
Paula Poundstone
1 Likes
During the presidential primaries of 1940, I received a request from the Democratic National Committee to sing God Bless America before the speeches.
Kate Smith
0 Likes
Been ready for graduation since the first day of freshman year.
Unknown
12 Likes
'Black families are especially quiet at graduation ceremonies.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
8 Likes
Speeches are for the younger men who are going places. And I'm not going anyplace except six feet under the floor of that little chapel adjoining the museum and library at Abilene.
Dwight David Eisenhower
0 Likes
Speech quotes
1
...
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 01
Ambition
Apology
Being Broken
Birthday Wishes
Broken Heart
Deep Love
Discretion
Finding Yourself
Funny Facebook Status
Gay
Greed
Journey
Loneliness
Love
Mean
Secret Love
Spirituality
Times
Two Faced People
Work
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™