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Boys are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.
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In the heat of a political lifetime, Ronald Reagan innocently squirrels away tidbits of misinformation and then, sometimes years later, casually drops them into his public discourse, like gum balls in a quiche.
Lucy Howard
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It is my indignant opinion that 90 percent of the moving pictures exhibited in America are so vulgar, witless and dull that it is preposterous to write about them in any publication not intended to be read while chewing gum.
Wolcott Gibbs
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.
James Lafferty
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The Wu is too slammin for these Cold Killin labels. Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel. Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel. Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table. That's what ya get when ya misuse what I invent. Your empire falls and ya lose every cent. -GZA
Wu Tang
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Our Hip-Hop is different from the commercial Hip-Hop of today. You don't have a lot of artists drawing today the way they supposed to draw. Everybody is just making bubble gum rap, good commercial music, but at the end of the day we make albums and we stay authentic all day.
Raekwon
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders. And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay; Daughter Bartley; Sorill, from Coronation Market; Doctor Sploom, the one that kill the man dog and was roasting it in the back yard and a man shoot him; Hilton, that come from America, when somebody write him, and tell him say him wife have a man, poor fella, and him take him gum and shoot him wife, under a cellar.
Laurel Aitken
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