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Funny Hiding From Police Quotes & Sayings
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We were like heroes, to stand there and observe the police, and the police were scared to move upon us.
Bobby Seale
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. Alright, get in the basket...
Unknown
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A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal.
Nancy McKeon
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The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision.
Edwin Meese III
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
Unknown
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Bobcat Goldthwait
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There is insufficient support for the police and safety and law enforcement, in general, in the city council.
Steve Chabot
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There are 40,000 Iraqi police on duty around the country. If they detect an attack about to happen, the police are the ones who are supposed to stop it.
Paul Bremer
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A functioning police state needs no police.
William S Burroughs
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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Thurgood Marshall
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When I smile I am hiding a tear inside.When I laugh I am hiding pain inside.When I say everything is OK nothing is.
Nishan Panwar
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
Unknown
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Welsh
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In the police force, two, three, five traitors are detected who are really working for someone else. When we cleanse the police of them, the problem will be simplified a lot. Terrorists will have no one to contact - they will be left without informers.
Akhmad Kadyrov
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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Asking questions is an essential part of police investigation. In the ordinary sense a police officer is free to ask a person for identification without implicating the Fourth Amendment.
Anthony Kennedy
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
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