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Funny Hiding From Police Quotes & Sayings
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
Unknown
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When my dad first started out in the police force, wearing the uniform was a sense of pride, and it was respected in the community for what the police force was all about. Unfortunately today, the uniform is a target.
Jerry Doyle
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It is anomalous to hold that in order to convict a man the police cannot extract by force what is in his mind, but can extract what is in his stomach.
Felix Frankfurte
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CBS fought very hard on this because it believed and believes that there's a principle at stake here. The principle is that Dan Rather doesn't work for the police, and that people that speak to Dan Rather understand that he's a journalist and not a police agent.
Floyd Abrams
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What do you mean you have my children at the police station? Why are my kids at the police station?
O J Simpson
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen.
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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We're not anti-police... we're anti-police brutality.
Al Sharpton
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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden how good was my hiding spot?
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Sorry Anne Frank, but Osama Bin Laden's hiding spot was much better.
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The police are not going to run this court. The defendants are not going to run this court. The defense attorneys are not going to run this court. The district attorney is not going to run this court. I'm going to run this court.
Paul H King
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You never know what's hiding behind a smile.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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You never know what's hiding behind a girls smile.
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I'm finding the more I see the more I can see. Now I'm not hiding anymore.
Kaskade
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I'm the best at hiding the truth behind a smile.
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I've mastered hiding behind a smile...
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