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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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I wear Levis that be hot as the streets out in Hialeah I'm watching Eli in the hummer, I'm screaming Andele E.I. It's funny I got your honey, told her welcome to the beehive.
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Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.
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My friend wants to know if you think Im hot
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I love you like a fly loves a hot steamin pile of doo.
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You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
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Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
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Continental people have s.. lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
George Mikes
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.
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Sometimes the attractive girls, like Fettuccine was hot, but she was trying to boss up and be cocky. And so, I gotta let you go. Yeah, you're a hot chick, but I wanted people to understand, it's not just about hotness. It's inside and out. If you don't believe anything else in life, please believe that.
Ray J
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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She got incredibly hot over last summer...
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It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing.
Stockard Channing
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
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Do not wait to strike while the iron is hot, but make it HOT by striking.
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I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.
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Your bi... just said I'm hot, man I told her I agree. She gon' really think I'm hot, if I told her my degrees.
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