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Funny Income Taxes Quotes & Sayings
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Let's talk about taxes, because I think it's instructive. Now, four years ago, when I stood on this stage, I said that I would cut taxes for middle-class families. And that's exactly what I did. We cut taxes for middle-class families by about $3,600.
Barack Obama
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Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
Olin Miller
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I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.
Unknown
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Errol Flynn
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
Ed Helms
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We need to change our tax code so that people like me & an awful lot of Members of Congress, pay our fair share of taxes.
Barack Obama
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If a lobbyist sets up shop, or a lawyer, in which they're receiving income through what is something like a tax loophole so that it's not counting as corporate income, that is what this is counting as a small business.
Austan Goolsbee
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Thomas R Dewar
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I just think that - when a country needs more income and we do, we're only taking in 15 percent of GDP, I mean, that - that - when a country needs more income, they should get it from the people that have it.
Warren Buffett
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I hate how everyone acts like they are ballin this time of year posting pictures of them holding money. Everyone gets taxes back player. Get yourself in a position to ball everyday!
Unknown
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If a man were living in isolation his income would be literally his product. Make him the monarch and owner of an island, and the fruits that he raises and the clothing that he makes constitute, in themselves, his income. This ceases to be true when trading begins.
John Bates Clark
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The increase in inequality in income is a longtime trend, but the pressure on middle- and low-income workers is going up rapidly. Especially if they live in an area where there are high housing and gas prices, like California.
Alice Rivlin
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Obama wants to take the individual small business tax to 44 percent, and the corporate rate - he says - down to 28 percent or whatever. But that really damages the small businesses. And it doesn't make us competitive. You got to take them both down to 20, because state and local corporate taxes are 5 percent.
Grover Norquist
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There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax increases in 2003. When the federal government's mistakes force states to raise their taxes, it not only robs Peter to pay Paul, but it hurts hard-working families and it undermines our economy's strength.
Senator John Kerry
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Federal Taxes are not good, as a general rule, necessary for certain things like national defense and interstate commerce. That's all.
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Few Americans know that their SS taxes are never segregated or saved by the federal gov, but rather spent immediately as general funds.
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Imagine how quickly Americans would demand lower taxes & spending if they had to write the federal government a check each month
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Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them
Margaret Mitchell
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That taxes may be the ostensible cause is true, but that they are the true cause is as far remote from truth as light from darkness.
Henry Knox
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