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Funny Jackie Mason Quotes & Sayings
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Who is ready to settle for five minutes when three hours does nicely?
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Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time.
Mason Cooley
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To be successful be ahead of your time, but only a little.
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Orgasm: the genitals sneezing.
Mason Cooley
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Stated clearly enough, an idea may cancel itself out.
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Journalism never admits that nothing much is happening.
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Eternity eludes us, even as a thought.
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Rereading, we find a new book.
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Art seduces, but does not exploit.
Mason Cooley
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The discontented believe that their regrets are about the past.
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The lonely become either thoughtful or empty.
Mason Cooley
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Creativity makes a leap, then looks to see where it is.
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Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen.
Mason Cooley
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Old and young disbelieve one another's truths.
Mason Cooley
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Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are.
Mason Cooley
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If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.
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Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.
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Malice is always authentic and sincere.
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While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote.
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The passion for money is never fickle.
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