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Funny Liver Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Liver" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin.
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I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin.
Unknown
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So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one.
Pat Summerall
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He'll take your house down, off of them pillars and take your mom to sizzler. And feed her chicken liver, that's cold blooded love. Billys a killer.
Yelawolf
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Everybody seized upon a bit of the beast. The Sultan claimed the liver, which, when dried and powdered, is worth twice its weight in gold as medicine.
Isabella Bird
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This is a year and a few months after the transplant. Before I had it my doctors told me that it would be the biggest thing that I ever had to face and believe me, when they take your liver out of ya and put another one in it's like replacing a football in your stomach.
Evel Knievel
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Lord, confound this surly sister, blight her brow with blotch and blister, cramp her larynx, lung and liver, in her guts a galling give her.
J M Synge
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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of s... As well speak of a female liver.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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I don't care if you call it AO for Adults Only, or Chopped Liver or Father Goose. Your movie will still have the stigma of being in a category that's going to be inhabited by the very worst of pictures.
Jack Valenti
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If we practiced medicine like we practice education, we'd look for the liver on the right side and left side in alternate years.
Alfred Kazin
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Life loves the liver of it.
Maya Angelou
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I saw why people died and how they died. I saw g..shot wounds and liver failure. It was a good learning experience, so I came regularly on weekends and holidays.
Michael Baden
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Lampin wit a big goon, keep shit tight like a kid's room, big Bird in the driveway, bullet out Friday. I'm liver that way, I ride only the fly way.
Raekwon
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I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood. It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene. It was a necessity for me-like food or water.
Ray Charles
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of s... Might as well speak of a female liver.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and g....fruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that g....fruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.
Chelsea Handler
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When we talk about stem cells, we are actually talking about a complicated series of things, including adult stem cells which are largely cells devoted to replacing individual tissues like blood elements or liver or even the brain.
David Baltimore
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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