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Funny Long Service Awardty Job Quotes & Sayings
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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As long as our social order regards the good of institutions rather than the good of men, so long will there be a vocation for the rebel.
Richard Roberts
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I think what gives employees the energy to put on a smile and show excellent customer service is a deep set rage and hate for their job.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time.
Toni Morrison
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
Unknown
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The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.
Unknown
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Religion was nearly dead because there was no longer real belief in future life; but something was struggling to take its place - service - social service - the ants creed, the bees creed.
John Galsworthy
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The Coast Guard has long been known as the armed service that gets more done for less.
Howard Coble
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You really should not do this job unless you're willing to put in that enormous amount of effort. You should not do the job unless you're willing to take risks. And you shouldn't do the job unless you're willing to lose the job, too.
Anthony A Williams
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your job is not to judge. You job is not figure out if someone deserves something. Your job is to lift the fallen, to restore the broken, and to heal the hurting.
Unknown
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My job is to do the work, and how many people watch it, the reception that it gets, and all of that is just business. My job is to go in, do the role, and do the best job that I can do. It doesnt matter whether youre on NBC, CBS, UPN, The WB, or whatever. It doesnt matter. Your job is to go in and do that job to the best of your ability every week.
Alfonso Ribeiro
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Many are attracted to social service - the rewards are immediate, the gratification quick. But if we have social justice, we won't need social service.
Julian Bond
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His life, though none too long, Was never dull: Of woman, wine and song Bill had his full.
Robert Service
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is.
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I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy.
Rabindranath Tagore
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What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving them what they want. They'll laugh and get into it and enjoy the anecdotes and the craziness and the mayhem as long as you're going your job well, but the minute you're not, you're fu..ed. They'll wipe their hands of you without a second glance
Russell Brand
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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.
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