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Funny Loosing Your Jobloosing Your Job Quotes & Sayings
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
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Our job is to sell our clients' merchandise... not ourselves. Our job is to kill the cleverness that makes us shine instead of the product. Our job is to simplify, to tear away the unrelated, to pluck out the weeds that are smothering the product message.
William Bernbach
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
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I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
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There's no agony or pain as great as loosing someone who loved you always no matter what.
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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Dear, eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. DO YOUR JOB.
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Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
Aziz Ansari
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
Charisma Carpenter
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A good job is more than just a paycheck. A good job fosters independence and discipline, and contributes to the health of the community. A good job is a means to provide for the health and welfare of your family, to own a home, and save for retirement.
James H Douglas
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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