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Funny Making The Bed Quotes & Sayings
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My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he's always there for support, and he even comforts me when I'm down.
Unknown
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Audrey Meadows
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Bed is the poor man's opera
Italian Proverb
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Ian Mckellen
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
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Angelina Jolie may get him [Antonio Banderas] in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O J Simpson
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I go to bed with men, not boys.
Linda Fiorentino
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Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Jose Marti
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
Unknown
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Learn making friends, making art, making time, making love. It'll take you a long way.
Unknown
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I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.
Diane Cilento
15 Likes
I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.
David Alan Grier
8 Likes
When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Lou Brock
4 Likes
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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