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Funny New Year Resolutions For You Quotes & Sayings
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save your resolutions for your never new year. There is only one solution I can see here.
Sara Bareilles
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Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.
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This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'.
Henry Moore
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Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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We don't have Resolutions we've just got Reservations. I try to live my life right every day.
Drake
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Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.
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One of my resolutions is to quit smoking. I've tried for the past two years, but this year I am going to stick with it.
John Oldham
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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