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Funny New Year The Elderly Quotes & Sayings
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
Lillian Carter
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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Let's never speak of 2013 again.
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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It's funny how someone who was just a stranger last year can mean so much to you now and It's terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year can be just a stranger now. It's amazing what a year can do!
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that.
Walt Disney
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If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
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New Year is another opportunity to right the wrongs of last year. It is another chance to live an improved version of what we were last year. Be honest with your resolutions. Wish you a successful year ahead.
Terry Mark
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Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
Ellen Muth
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When, however, the lay public rallies round an idea that is denounced by distinguished but elderly scientists and supports that idea with great fervor and emotion - the distinguished but elderly scientists are then, after all, probably right
Isaac Asimov
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