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Funny New Year The Elderly Quotes & Sayings
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Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
Zach Manal
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.
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Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Bertrand Russell
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years
Garrison Keillor
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At 60 the s..ual preoccupation, when it hits you, seems sometimes sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout.
Edmund Wilson
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