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Funny Newborn Son Quotes & Sayings
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bi...."
Unknown
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Then I took Jaazaniah the son of Jeremiah, the son of Habaziniah, and his brethren, and all his sons, and the whole house of the Rechabites; And I brought them into the house of the LORD, into the chamber of the sons of Hanan, the son of Igdaliah, a man of God, which was by the chamber of the princes, which was above the chamber of Maaseiah the son of Shallum, the keeper of the door: And I set before the sons of the house of the Rechabites pots full of wine, and cups, and I said unto them, Drink ye wine.
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Word to my mama, Im out of my lima bean, Dont wanna see what that drama mean, get some Dramamine, Llama scream, hotter than summer sun on a Ghana queen, Now all I want is hits, bi..., Wayne signed a fiend, I played the side for you n-ggas thats tryna front, and see, Son of Gunz, Son of Sam, you n-ggas the son of me.
Cory Gunz
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
Unknown
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Ayo, rappers stepping to me, they want a brick, son but I'm the Chef, my price is 26, son.
Raekwon
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What is the price of a thousand horses against a son where there is one son only?
John Millington Synge
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You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a bi....
Jay Leno
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I suffer every moment of every day that I am not with my son. All I want is to be reunited with my son.
Craig Kelly
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Peel off like a new era sticker, out that bi... like a newborn my ni....
Currensy
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I swear the forks they give for take out Chinese are newborn size...Seriously?
Unknown
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A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
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I have a beautiful son, I don't regret it, I'm very proud of the way that we handle our relationship and the way that we keep our son first and that's our priority.
Nia Long
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To lose a son under those circumstances - a violent death like my son went through, it just puts a burden on your heart.
Brian Jones
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Josh Billings
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
Unknown
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In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.
John Ratzenberger
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