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Funny Pregnancynny Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons...
Unknown
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
Ann Romney
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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Bye baby, I guess you know why I had to leave. Seven months in your pregnancy, bout to have my seed.
Nas
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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The evidence does not support abstinence-only interventions as the best way to keep young people from unintended pregnancy.
Jonathan Klein
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A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan.
Marion Jones
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I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself.
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In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.
Al Roker
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Most men don't become fathers until they baby is born while women have a mothers instinct during pregnancy.
Unknown
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The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other s.. s..ually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.
Mark Twain
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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