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Funny Roach Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny, and I'd appreciate if you don't tell those kinds of jokes when I'm around.' And you can be looked at as, 'Wow, he's the bummer in the party.' But I just don't go for that.
David Schwimmer
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Getting away, Getting away, Getting away...murder.
Papa Roach
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I tried to help you once against my own advice.
Papa Roach
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I can't go on living this way.
Papa Roach
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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Can't go on, living this way, nothing's alright!!!!
Papa Roach
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It isn't possible. To never tell the truth.
Papa Roach
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To tell the truth I am getting away with murder.
Papa Roach
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Nothing's alright, nothing is fine.
Papa Roach
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I'm running and I'm crying.
Papa Roach
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I didn't even apply. There was no warning.
Max Roach
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Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Papa Roach
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I feel irrational. So confrontational.
Papa Roach
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I saw you going down but you never realized. That you're drowning in the water.
Papa Roach
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I'm pissed cause you came around. Why don't you just go home.
Papa Roach
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