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Funny Saturday Morning Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Saturday Morning" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The clock ticks slowly on Holy Saturday, pressing reactionaries beyond their capacities. It was a day fashioned for handwringing.
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We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.
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Holy Saturday: the darkest day. 'There in the ground His body lay. Light of the world by darkness slain.' Feel it. Tomorrow will be sweeter.
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Holy Saturday: Rest well, indeed. For tomorrow there is work to be done and a grave to be conquered.
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It's a Beautiful Saturday! It's beautiful, it's Saturday and the air is sweet with the last of Autumn. Go out and enjoy the weekend!
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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