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Funny Saturday Morning Saturday Morning Quotes & Sayings
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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Don't worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.
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I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.
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On this Holy Saturday. We worship. For here is where God meets us. God is in our loss. God is in our fear. God is in our pain. The Gospel.
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Good morning, good morning, good morning. Good morning, good morning, Mister Blues. I wonder, I wonder what you're doin' here so soon.
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
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Church is not just about Sunday morning; you need to get this. This confessing, this joining together, can't all happen on Sunday morning. It can start there, but we have to determine that we are going to give ourselves to the body, not just on Sunday morning, but in our daily lives.
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Merciful and everliving God, Creator of heaven and earth, the crucified body of your Son was laid in the tomb and rested on this holy day. Grant that we may await with him the dawning of the third day and rise in newness of life, through Jesus Christ our Redeemer. Amen.
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Every week we're producing and writing and acting in a movie. On Monday we don't have anything for the show yet, and it's on Saturday. You get a little frantic. But that's what's so cool about the job, is that the energy there. On Saturday nights, when it's a live show, you can't beat the energy there. And definitely performing live has made me less nervous on a movie set. To me that's like the most nerve-wracking thing in the world, doing live TV and trying to make people laugh.
Kristen Wiig
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
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My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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