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Funny School Captain Quotes & Sayings
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
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I wish America was doing half as well as Captain America.
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School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
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I was captain of my cheerleading squad in my high school, and I was president of my class and homecoming queen, but I was also into the dark stuff. I went through a weird stage just like Peyton is going through. I was totally into Boy George and David Bowie was my man. I loved androgyny. For a time, I would only wear men's trousers.
Hilarie Burton
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.
Nishan Panwar
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
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I am starting to realize that secured transactions is law school's version of the Hunger Games.
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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Readjusted law school expectations: when you're so excited that your 'to do' list is down to only 143 items due in the next 5 days!
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If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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