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Funny School Principal Quotes & Sayings
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete 39-F, quote, "The Student Body President can acquisition any room on school premesis for the purpose of conducting school business." Principal Lewis: You can read! The school system works! (Dejectedly) I'll be back for my stuff.
American Dad
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If I was a principal of a school I'd make the school uniform onesies.
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills) Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office. Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!
American Dad
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My father was also a principal of a school and mother was a curriculum advisor. Both were educators.
Grandma Moses
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Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.
Unknown
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This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. -Principal Gibbons
Easy A
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!
Ralph Wiggum
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
Unknown
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The hesitancy is in the detail, not the principal. There has been no resistance to the principal of women playing in the Open if they are qualified for it. We are not dragging our feet. It's just that we never had cause to think about it before.
Peter Dawson
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
Unknown
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.
Mary Kay Blakely
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A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium
Mary Kay Blakely
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I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
Jonathan Brandis
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All Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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That has to remain the principal reason for doing it, doesn't it? I know it's possible to write for money, and many very good writers have done so. But for me, it has to remain the principal thing that I actually want to do the writing.
Jonathan Kellerman
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
Unknown
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