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Funny School Principal Quotes & Sayings
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
Unknown
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.
Loni Anderson
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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By learning to yield to the loving authority...of his parents, a child learns to submit to other forms of authority which will confront him later in his life, his teachers, school principal, police, neighbors and employers.
James Dobson
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
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I got kicked out of school, she had to talk to my principal. Yeah she kicked my ass, but her love is unconditional. I love my momma.
Yung Joc
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School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
Azgraybebly Josland
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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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Smoking is the now the principal avoidable cause of premature death in Britain. It hits the worst off people hardest of all. Smoking is one of the principal causes of the health gap which leads to poorer people being ill more often and dying sooner.
Frank Dobson
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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