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The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.
Matthew Bright
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One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.
Robertson Davies
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No matter how much I say I hate high school I know when I graduate ima be wishing I can start my high school experience all over again.
Unknown
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It used to be you wanted to marry up.
Victoria Principal
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The principal said potty!
Bart Simpson
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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person and a really cool funny kid.
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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??
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As I very much liked to draw and paint as a child, I entered a special art program in high school, which was very much like being in an art school imbedded in a regular high school curriculum.
Jerome Isaac Friedman
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Unless we keep this planet healthy, everything else is for naught.
Victoria Principal
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I've had a lot of people tell me they wish I were their principal.
Chi McBride
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I went to find myself and save myself by being an agent.
Victoria Principal
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Ignorance is not bliss, but in my case, that was.
Victoria Principal
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I grew up thinking that whatever I wanted to do, I could do.
Victoria Principal
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After reading the TJ Hooper case, a lady in class asked Torts professor if Learned Hand was an actual person.
Unknown
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Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense.
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I'll speak for her. We just heard Principal Turner read a list of Erica's accomplishments. I could try to do that for Brooke, but it would be kind of a short speech... As you know, Brooke's probably one of the most popular people in school. Something I'm definitely not... and yet, she's my friend. She never cared what clique I was part of, the kinds of clothes I wore or... the fact that I have to ride the bus... She looked past that stuff. And when you think about it, isn't that what we want in our president; someone who can see past the superficial differences and bring us together? This year, Brooke's had her share of ups and downs... just like all of us. But most of you never saw it, 'cuz even when life got hard, Brooke never let it in. She was just...Brooke; tough, smart, one of a kind... And I don't know about you but those are things that I look for in a leader. Brooke Davis is my friend. But that's not why I'm voting for her. I'm voting for her because of her heart... and her sp
Mouth McFadden
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers
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Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
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I've never been to a prom or a dance, so it's funny because we have dances on the show and I'll be like, 'oh yay! It's my school dance!
Ashley Benson
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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