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Funny School Principal Quotes & Sayings
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I lived on the top of one hill and the school was at the top of another hill. Nobody ever went to school by car-we didn't have any cars during the war. So that to and from school was itself a training.
Roger Bannister
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An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
Mike Barfield
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In school I was never the class clown, but more the class t....ze artist. I was always being suspended.
Tom Guntorius
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards
Mark Twain
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I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
Johnny Gray
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
Ralph Wiggum
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Is there some principal of nature which states that we never know the quality of what we have until it is gone?
Herman Melville
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I got even with all the bad management I had by being a good manager.
Victoria Principal
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I try to treat people the way I would like to be treated, but I can't worry about what everyone's going to think.
Victoria Principal
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As the years go by, I've added a few pounds on, and I like it. I like it that I look a little softer.
Victoria Principal
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When women work together, it's a bond unlike any other.
Victoria Principal
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel
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dear teacher, its not fair to put all the smart kids into one group, sincerely failing and in need of the grade.
Drew Fonner
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It's funny how all of this has worked out, I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel
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If you can't go to sleep quickly, I suggest reading a school textbook in bed. I guarantee you will be out in 5 minutes or less.
Unknown
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
Unknown
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
Barnaby C Keeney
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
Unknown
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