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Funny Short Facebook Statusholestatushole Quotes & Sayings
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
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When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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I want a real relationship; not a facebook one
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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