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Funny Short Facebook Statusholestatushole Quotes & Sayings
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Dr: Are you s..ually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whor...
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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