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Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I would never do that to anyone as smart, respected, and gifted as you. Have a great one.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone smart enough to avoid motherhood.
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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Andy Rooney
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When we think about online learning, it's such 'early days.' Bill Gates is a wildly smart insightful guy. Yet, even a guy as smart and insightful as that, 30 years ago can say things like,'Who's every going to need more than 640K of memory?'
Reed Hastings
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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I'm sorry but I cant stand someone who think they know everything & always wanna be a smart alec.
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Don't like people who tries to be a smart alec.
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I think smart is s..y. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very s..y. My cat is really s..y.
Gina Gershon
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Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Lorna Adler
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Being wise and being smart are two different things anyone can be smart but those who master the art of knowing what to overlook in this journey called life deserves to be called wise.
Abhishek Shukla
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Look in the mirror every night and say this: You are beautiful (or handsome), You are strong, You are smart, You are loved. The next morning, you will look and the mirror and see a different person, someone who is loved, because to be loved, you must love yourself. You all are beautiful, You all are strong, You all are smart, You all are loved.
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The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.
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You don't even know me. So don't be a smart alec and pretend you do.
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I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, Im naturally a sandy blonde, and my boobs are not mine. But the real me.. Is loving, smart, funny, and simple..and I absolutely love who I am. From now on I'm making a promise to myself and everyone else in my life that I won't pretend to be someone I am not and I'm no longer going to live part of my life in the superficial sad world I have allowed myself to be a part of.
Markesa Yeager
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I really feel so lucky, and I think that people do see that on screen, that we really do get along as friends when the camera isnt rolling. Also, I feel like weve developed such good energy and chemistry together as a cast when were in front of the camera, that it makes the work day so much easier. Its just a bunch of really nice, smart, funny people who sit around all day trying to make each other laugh. Its a great job.
Gillian Jacobs
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.
Roy H Williams
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