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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
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