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Funny Teacher Retirementous Quotes & Sayings
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I'd love to say it was a big acting stretch to do this role, but it's kind of what my life would have been if I hadn't gone to New York and been successful there. [Will is a Spanish teacher and former glee clubber who makes it his mission to revive McKinley High's defunct singing troupe.] I probably would have been a choir teacher or something like that.
Matthew Morrison
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The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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My major was Fine Arts and Education thinking I would become an Art Teacher. I couldn't visualize myself as an art teacher, thinking how it wouldn't work.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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In other words, if a teacher only teaches in one way, then they conclude that the kids who can't learn well that way don't have the ability, when, in fact, it may be that the way the teacher's teaching is not a particularly good match to the way those kids learn.
Robert Sternberg
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Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself.
John Jay Chapman
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When I had my first voice lesson I was 15 years old. And I had a really good teacher. This is what made all the difference. A good teacher will teach you the technique, but also how to listen to your voice.
Cecilia Bartoli
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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Learning from a first-hand experience is a much better teacher than a text book!!
Adaeze Don
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A skilled teacher and a few good books can always cure ignorance.
Vikrant Parsai
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
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Failure is strict but it's a better teacher than success.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of perfect disorder.
John Ruskin
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You've never suffered in your life and you say you're wise... Who is your Teacher?
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A mistake should be your teacher, not your attacker. A mistake is a lesson, not a loss. It is a temporary, not a dead end.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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Life is a cruel teacher. She'll test you first then give you the lesson later.
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Experience is a teacher, a brutal teacher. But you learn, my God, do you learn.
CS Lewis
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Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.
Stevie Wonder
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