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Funny Teacher Studentt Quotes & Sayings
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.
Nishan Panwar
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
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As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
Unknown
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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Benjamin Franklin
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Hector Berlioz
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
Unknown
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There are many teachers who could ruin you. Before you know it you could be a pale copy of this teacher or that teacher. You have to evolve on your own.
Berenice Abbott
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Like how do you kindly tell a teacher, without being mean, 'you're such a bad teacher, it would benefit you if you stopped teaching'
Unknown
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If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A...just to sike the kids out.
Unknown
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Henry Adams
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The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner.
Elbert Hubbard
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A teacher who is not dogmatic is simply a teacher who is not teaching.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
Unknown
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My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.
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Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.
Unknown
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We can teach a lot of things, but if the teacher can't relate by talking to a group of friendly students, he'll never be a competent teacher.
William Glasser
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