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Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey "people." People say different things: so do instincts. Our instincts are at war.... Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest....
CS Lewis
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
Will Ferrell
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Sorry that telling me about your great new iPhone drained its entire battery.
Unknown
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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.
Bill Maher
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk straight? We can't talk straight nowhere else. You know, this ain't nothin' but healthy conversation, that's all.
Cedric The Entertainer
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Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight.
Burt Ward
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
Harold Ramis
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.
Barry Goldwater
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You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
Rita Mae Brown
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Genius is the talent for seeing things straight.
Maude Adams
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I like having a private name and a public name. It helps keep things straight.
S E Hinton
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What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
Tennessee Williams
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You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
Barry Goldwater
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May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating s.. scandals.
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Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.
Madonna
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In the mist of ya trouble just keep going straight through you gon be straight keep ya chin up don't let opponents break you.
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