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Funny Telling Things Straight Quotes & Sayings
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People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk.
Ayn Rand
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Some things are better left unsaid...That's usually the stuff I blurt out straight away.
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Good things happen when you get your priorities straight.
Scott Caan
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People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it- walk.
Ayn Rand
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What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
Tennessee Williams
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Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Let's give thanks there isn't a parade where straight guys feel comfortable enough to take off their shirts and dance.
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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Telling someone who's depressed to 'Just get over it.' is like telling a blind person to 'Just look harder.'
Unknown
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Most people live their lives looking straight ahead. Moving in a straight line. Eyes xed on their golden dreams. Well thats how it seems...
London Elektricity
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Dope boy in my DNA. Straight chips, Frito Lay. 8 clips, ay Jose. Hector my amigo straight.
Rick Ross
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A straight oar looks bent in the water. What matters is not merely that we see things but how we see them.
Michel De Montaigne
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I hate when people cant just be straight up, it'll make things a lot less complicated.
Unknown
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
Unknown
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.
Mary Tyler Moore
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All men are homos..ual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your s..uality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity.
Derek Jarman
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Christian heels take u straight to hell. Put her on a magazine bet her face will sell. If she under 18 take you straight to jail. They comin' after mr. h as well, so exhale.
Ryan Leslie
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
Matt Groening
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