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Funny To Attract A Female Friend Quotes & Sayings
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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of s... As well speak of a female liver.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
Camille Paglia
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It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time.
Angela Carter
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A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this."
Unknown
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.
Unknown
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Unknown
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So many other countries have had female leaders, in fact the U.S. ranks 61st in female representation in government and I think it is startling and sign of a change that needs to be made.
Geena Davis
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For much of the female half of the world, food is the first signal of our inferiority. It lets us know that our own families may consider female bodies to be less deserving, less needy, less valuable.
Gloria Steinem
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The tight clothes are something you learn to live up to. Lots of working out- which is good! Being a strong female character is all a female actress could hope for.
Jennifer Sky
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Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies.
Bruce Jay Friedman
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Unknown
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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The capitalists speculate on the two following factors: the female worker must be paid as poorly as possible and the competition of female labour must be employed to lower the wages of male workers as much as possible.
Clara Zetkin
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We thought we needed a female touch, and you know, she was just perfect. We really wanted to get a great female singer to add to the song. She was our first choice and we made it happen, and we love her.
Adam Levine
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Real friends don' t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you even something more offensive
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High standards will attract the right kind of men, low standards will attract the wrong kind of boys.
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